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Ok now we're on lesson 4. Fucking finally. Fuck! It's a great day when lessons can be learned and today is no exception. If you haven't read the previous RAILS lessons please go fucking find them. In this lesson we're...

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First of all Lord Valmer has the Lightning Rod. If that doesn't end it right there then nothing...

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