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Holiday Gift Ideas!!!!

December 14 2019

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It's that time of year again! Time to buy some shit for people to celebrate the holidays. Buying shit and giving it to people is a great tradition but it's one that often causes stress. What do you get people?...

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NYE 2019: It is Ringing it in

December 9 2019

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The end of the decade is fast approaching and what do you have planned? Nothing? Can’t fucking get your shit together? NO PROBLEM! We at Cool Ok Then have got you covered. In this emergency article we’ll be listing some...

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How to Calculate a rational number's diagonal functions

December 4 2019

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First you need to get the quotient of the number using this formula:

x = 40

Okay great. Next, divide that quotient by 2 using this...

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Poetry winners announced

November 19 2019

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Submissions for the Annual Poetry Winners Competition are officially closed and the winners have been selected! We're very excited. Winners have been notified and selected by notification! Thank you to all who participated in this year’s contest. The panel of...

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More brief interviews with park residents

November 17 2019

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This time in the middle of the night for no reason because it’s the night and who’s around? Lots of people are around. We’re going...

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Getting Your Life Back on Track

November 16 2019

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No idea where this is gonna go here but I need to type something because that's how this fucking works. Need to make this site relevant. Keep creating. Get the typer typing away here. Need to just keep on moving....

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An Excerpt from The Lectures of Self Help Expert Dr. Gran Granernery

November 2 2019

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"You are a fucking idiot." That's what my dad said to me when I was 12 years old and it has lived with me ever since, driving my every action and thought as I clamour to redeem myself in his...

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The Local Coffee Shop

October 29 2019

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Ok another day at the local coffee shop! I love the local coffee shop. We all do. That's where you see the local people and watch them while you sip your coffee and wake up to the wonders of the...

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2br Apartment for Rent in Desirable Rarrnenerwood Neighborhood - $1800

October 23 2019

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We have a two bedroom for rent in a great location in the Rarrnererwood neighborhood. Pictures available upon request. This apartment is located in one of the most desirable neighborhoods in the city. It's on a quiet, tree-lined street but...

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Brief Interviews With Park Residents

September 7 2019

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Hello and welcome to our only edition of This Is Our Park: A Series. In this episode, we’ll be conducting a couple interviews with people in the park!! Isn’t that fun? Haha we fucking hope so because we only have...

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