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Spots for the Self Help Seminar Retreat are filling up fast! We recommend registering now to secure a spot! Director Nerumernr Bruerner has over three decades of professional experience guiding people Just lIEK YOU into their higher selves. What are higher selves? Good question which is why we're going to answer it. Your higher self is your FUTURE YOU. Like countless graduates of The Program, you are probably wondering "How do I become my higher self?"
We want to take a moment to read some reader mail! Let’s take a look at some of those emails:
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Wondering if you can spend a little more time explaining how you went to that and how we can benefit from that.
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So cool! I read your blog every day and now I read it more than it! My girlfriend has a question: how?
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Thanks.
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Thanks to your intensive Self Help Seminar Retreat I am now it!
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Hey guys, just dropping a line. Where is it?
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Loving your weekly self-help series! I read it every week when it comes out every week. Wondering if it’s that?
Thanks for the fan mail, everybody! Keep it coming. We read EVERY letter even though we don’t read them. Last week we talked about how to do that so we don’t need to cover it again. Now let’s get down to brass trucks. To register for a spot at the Seminar Retreat, you need to register. There won’t be any left. They are almost gone. When you sign up for this seminar you get an exclusive spot at it, and an insider look at how you can get your life back in the upper leagues. Some topics covered at this retreat include:
- Staying confident when you are not
- Standing up for yourself at the workplace
- Going to work everyday
- Eating your best
- Turning a frown into a smaller frown
- Walking around the lot
- Being you when you are not you sometimes
- You need to set your environment variables in the .env directory otherwise they won’t be detected by the automatic deployment command. Create a new file inside .env called “envvars” and paste your credentials in there. Then, go into the dashboard settings and set it to those settings. Restart the server using the restart server command and go into the dashboard to do that when you are running it on localhost 22202 fi youf i3 .x o eo rmser ddatabase
- Database
- another database
- Query the database to get it
- so cool
UPDATE:
The Self Help Seminar Retreat is no longer happening. We are cooperating with local authorities and we wish to be as transparent as possible. Here are the facts
- it happened
- we’re not sure why, but it happened
Program Director Nuermer Buamrerunre has been taken into custody for some reason. We’re not going to speculate but we speculate it has to do with what he did.
UPDATE 2:
The Self Help Seminar Retreat is back on! We’re happy to report that. Pack your bags everyone haha because this is going to be one for the history books! Please submit your name into the sorting algorithm to receive your housing assignments. If you don’t like your assignment, you can still go there. Call us at the number to complain about it.