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Small bowl
Oven
INGREDIENTS
1 cup sugar
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup salt
Pinch of salt and pepper
Extra cup of salt
1 potato (large)
1 potato (larger)
2 of them
1/2 of it
1tsp concentrated sauce
1tsp extra heavy oil
6 of it
10 boiled ones
1 PREHEAT AND PREPARATION
Mix liberally. Preheat oven to 55 degrees. Mix potatoes together into a large one. Thinly slice it until it’s not. Mix until mixed. Turn oven up to 50505050525025025022222222222222.
2 MIX
Mix until salt is that (use the rest as you like). Mince it all until not minced like that but more minced than it is. Place heavy oil into pan and boil until boiling. Season with more oil. Add more oil to taste. Add more. More oil. Add more oil. You need to add more oil to this. This is your meal so add more oil to it. You own this. You’re responsible.
3 FINISH AND SERVE
Broil it until it is. Repeat with other cup of sugar. Pour into mixture until it is no longer that. Ignite oven with a large clod of potato paste and observe the reaction. Interesting isn’t it? Get closer. Closer please. Look at what’s happening. This is what’s called a potato bomb. Back then, it wasn’t well understood until people started to understand it. Society wasn’t ready so it was shelved for two years. Two years later, it was made again. The Groreecyr Corporation got their hands on the blueprints for the system and developed the procedure in secret in the hidden hills of the Nevada desert. There, Michael Grorrcyrr made great strides in the development of it. The future was nearer, he claimed, and that became the Grocyyery Corporation’s motto.
SERVING INSTRUCTIONS
Go to File > Export > Edit Data > Import > Export All > Import From Disk and choose None. Specify the folder and voila, you’re done. Lemme know if you have any questions. It’s there. Can’t see it? Look again. Haha see there it is. You’ll find it. It’s at 8pm Server Time.
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