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In modern society, people tend to get off the rails. Rails are meant to be stayed on. That's why they're built. We need rails. Rails are all around us and they're there for a reason: to not get off of. That's what rails are for. To stay on the rails. Considering the alternative, we need rails and too often people get off the rails. Furthermore, rails exist and because of this phenomenon people get off of them (rails that is). Let's look at some examples.
Rail Example 1
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This is good. X is on the rails.
Rail Example 2
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Woops haha X got off the rails there. That's not what we want at all. We want to stay ON the rails. Furthermore, rails are for staying on. Let's try this again.
Rail Example 3
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Okay so X got ahead of the rails here. Not necessarily a bad thing except it is.
Rail Example 4
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This is what we call a rail situation. It's dealing with rails. Now that's that.
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With rails we need to be concerned about rails. In this example there are rails.
Rail Example 6
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Haha where's X in this example? Right fucking there. I just wrote it. Pay attention please.
Rail Example 7
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Considering that the big banks were too big to fail, I think we need to consider that here. Rails do that.
Rail Example 8
Where'd the example go? This is an exercise in awareness. You failed. Let's get back to rails here. Or better yet, ON the rails. Fucking pay attention. Fuck!
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Only rails here. Just that. Sometimes less is more. It's a lesson we learn in life from time to time in life. Considering that it's an option this is also considered.
Rail Example 10
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What we have here is a stalemate. A tit for tat if you will. The economic downturn of 299223--bbb leveled the playing field thus allowing whoever was previously at the top to once again be at the top. Rails.
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Just a simple rail example. Fuck we've been going over this for hours and you're still stuck on this shit? You're gonna fucking fail the exam tomorrow, Ted. Forget fucking Rail School. What about your job? You wife? Your mortgage? Look, here's what I'm gonna do. I got this friend. He's got this great little thing. A green powder. Just take that, Ted. All your problems will go away, Ted. Take it. Whooooaaaa yeah feeling it now aren't you? Let's discuss rails.
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Can you call me? The printer isn't working.