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I WILL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE!!! THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!!
So don’t read any more if you don’t want to be spoiled. You have been warned. You will be spoiled. You’re welcome. I have spoilers here so don’t read if you don’t want them. WARNING: SPOIELSRS
Okay now that we have that out of the way I’d like to talk a bit more about spoilers. This review has them and I’m not going to spoil anything for you if you haven’t seen the film. SPOILER WARNING: this review contains spioielrs. If you need to avoid spoilers we strongly recommend reading this review because it CONTAINS SPOIERSL!!!! LAST CHANCE.
As a frequent reviewer of the movies I feel as though I need to preface this review with the following preface: THIS REVIEW CONSTAINS SPOILERS. This will be a no-holds-barred review of the best and worst aspects of the film (as I see them, just my opinion) but yes I have to say SPOILER WARNING. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. If you get spoiled it will be your fault. I indemnify myself as hold harmless :) so all you keyboard warriors without any writing experience, kindly pre-shut up. Thanks :) Now onto the review. But before I do please be warned IT CONTAINS SPOILERS. :)
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The movie was great. From the opening credits to the opening of the film I was enthralled. Phenomenal production design and can we talk about the acting? Wow. First of all, the casting. Perfect. Could it be more perfect? Yes? And that would make it perfect, which it was. Huge PROPS (see what I did there?) to director HUUUUUUUUUUuuuu Mixasala for hiring casting director HUUUUUUUUUUU MxIXIXKXIX and her team of casting assistants for casting the film. Loved it. Brilliant. As a former casting agent myself I know this is the most important part of the process and they.
NAILED IT.
Moving on. Director Mimemeeieieeee had a vision. This took guts. This vision sprang out and into the meeting room where he had to convince the team of investors to get on board. That’s what I love about MIiiiiEEeeeeeeeeeeefre, he can sell an idea. He could sell ice to an Eskimo HHAAAAAAAHAHAHA.
Once that was squared away it was time to shoot. And boy did they shoot it.
Next they had to move on to acting. The actors were great. I judge movies by how much I believe the movie. And that job lands on the actors in the movie. I love actors. As an actor myself I know what I’m doing and I know when they know what they are doing. I was pleasantly surprised.They killed it. Killed it.
KILLED IT. KILLLLED IT. KKIIIIIILLLLLLLLED IT. KILL.
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLed. I love the actors. Even newcomer debut Gargoe MPlqueux did a fine job. I will forgive his attempt at an English accent :)
STORY.
A review of the story.
Next comes THE SPOILERS I AM WARNING YOU ABOUT. I SAID IT. The story was great. It had all the parts of the story that I like: action, good acting, good action, exciting action, good music, and great writing, and good writing. Usually when people say “I liked this movie” they don’t know what they’re talking about because they are passive consumers of junk media with no taste for the nuanced art that characterizes director MMNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn’s movies. It’s nice to know he’s acquiring a wider audience but at the risk of moving into the mainstream I would say he’s risking the integrity of his vision by moving into the mainstream. The mainstream is where art goes to die. Moving into the mainstream is a bad idea. Don’t do it. There is no reason to move into the mainstream aside from moving into the mainstream for mainstream’s sake. I think MMMEMEMMEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssss 4uuuu should not move into the mainstream for this reason.
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