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This time in the middle of the night for no reason because it’s the night and who’s around? Lots of people are around. We’re going to ask them. Hey! Hey you! Let’s have an interview.
Q: Okay thank you for setting this up so quickly. Things are just really chaotic right now with the heat and the SHIT going on over there. Okay let’s get to the questions. Let’s get to them. How are you doing?
A: Well fuck man what the fuck you want me to say?
Q: Is this happening? Is this really happening?
A: Looking good man. This is turning out real good.
Okay thank you very much we appreciate your heartfelt endeavor in this ordeal. We’re going to move on over here to a different part of the room. There’s nothing over there worth looking at.
Let’s try this again. How’s everybody doing? We’re trying to set up some interviews. Can we get the camera guy over there to help us out? Hey, put that camera down and help us out. Okay thanks man! Thanks! We appreciate it! Okay yeah we’re trying to get some interviews going. Well I don’t know man we’re doing the best we can here. Okay that guy. That guy over there with the shirt.
Q: And what are we doing tonight HMMMMMMMMMM???????????
A: Oh just a little of this. A little of that, a little of theeeeese and a little of those! Did you see the episode?
Q: I’m asking the questions here. Did YOU see the episode?
A: Yes I did and I thank you very much.
Okay that was insane but we’re back. We are back and we’re ready to go back to the action. Can we find another interview? Not really because we can’t even find our own eyes here. Where are my eyes?
Eyes are peering windowless souls into the black depth of the void.
Okay great very good we need to set up our next interview. We need more information about this park we’re in. Let’s look around at the trees.
Okay we’ve got trees. We will describe them. This one right here is tall.
Q: Hello sir can we get your take on the happenings of the world today? Just some random observations about how you feel society is going? How would you see yourself in relation to this society we’ve got going here?
A: Well that’s a very interesting question as you know. We have all kinds of ways of looking at the world and the lens through which we look has everything to do with it. So I aim to take a very specific approach. I get down real close to the meat of the thing. I get down close. Sometimes I kneel and I bring out my magnifying glass. This magnifies what I can see. It magnifies what we all can see. If we all looked at the world in this way perhaps we would have a different perspective. That’s all I’m saying here. That’s all I’m trying to say.
Q: Okay thank you Mr. Barlmmaamn we truly appreciate these learned words of wisdom and acquired knowledge.
A: Yes of course is there anything else? Can I shed some light on that shed over there perhaps?
Q: I’m asking the questions here.