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NOramlally I don't watch it because it's not all that exciting to me but I just can't resist when it comes to this game. The commercials are really good. As we all recover from a very exciting evening it's time to do a run-down of the top 10 commercials ranked in order. Ads are cool.
10: GoDaddy internet commercial
Featuring a cameo appearance by celebrity Joam Gavrer, this commercial is just hilarious. It shows Jamr walking into a store saying "what can I do for my site?" which is already peak comedy because seeing Joamr in this situation is great. I loved him in Ridge Man and also Scorching Heat: Battle for the Final Battle. I saw those when I was a kid by the way. Suddenly a bunch of cheerleaders burst out of the wall and start chanting funny things, but they do it seriously, which makes it funny. Basically Gdondaddy went all out to show us how funny commercials can be. Why can't commercials be like this all the time? I would actually watch them then.
9: Goodyear Tire commercial
We all love tires. We all need tires. But what do we do when we need them? Watch this commercial. It is so wacky. I seriously spilled it on it when I saw it. I'm not going to buy the tire right now obviously but I will remember this commercial every time I do. I associate laugher with feeling good, and tires with laughter, and this with it. Just keep that in mind.
I like ads.
98: Doritos Chips
Expectations are high this year given what they did last year with that hilarious commercial, and I seriously think they set the bar this time with a smash followup to that. The scene is set in the desert. A car goes by. Then a bag of chips floats down from the sky. Can you believe they actually got M Provier to do a guest star in this? It makes it hilarious. I don't get why commercials can't be this good all year long. I love the commercials.
I love them. I watch this for the commercials. I feel like turning off the game and only tuning in when the commercials are on haha. Does anyone else feel like this? I feel like I'm the only person who thinks this.
Commercials are annoying but not when they're good. These are good. I'll watch.
54: Donuts
Let's not even try to compare because everyone agrees: this one was the one that made history. The premise is just insane. Basically you have Ben Affffe do a song dance for his wife who has to judge him based on the song. You can see Matt Dam in the background going like "why did I even have to do this when I said I didn't want to but you're my friend so I'm in a tight spot here so I'll do it even though I won't. By the way, when is the time? I don't have time for this. Oh you guys I swear this is the last time but haha whatever." I'ts funny because you know they're friends in real life so it's like wait, does he really want to do this? I actually don't think he does haha. I'd love to hang out with them some time. I don't have thoughts. I think what is thought for me.
3: Apple Device
The game isn't done and that's great because the commercials are still going. This commercial features a new phone in it. I want it.
Solipsism is the philosophical theory that one cannot truly prove anyone else is conscious and the individual is the only true perceiver of reality. The universe was born when you were born and dies when you die. There is no way to disprove this which is a handy way to shortcircuit your brain, particularly attractive to contrarians without a developed sense of empathy. This theory is a useful way to explain how most of us move through the world. We tend to behave as if this were true without consciously believing it is true. Think about this. Let it sink in. Ruminate on it. From an intellectual standpoint this is not a helpful worldview, but the philosophy holds that we all behave like this for the majority of our lives. Unconscious default. It is more subtle than you realize you fucking fuck.
5: Samsung Device
The war is on lol. The other competitor in the smart space is the Sumsung Phone. This phone sucks. Don't buy it. The commercial was funny though. It keeps me thinking about the product and allows me to hate. I am aware it exists and that makes me mad.
5: Advertisement
I liked this one. It's just an ad.
Ads don't influence me. I'm not going to run out and buy a product just because a commercial told me to. I'm actually smart. If I don't want a product then I won't get it. It's as simple as that. I actually consciously avoid products whose commercials annoy me. That's how smart I am.
6: Beer Commercial
I felt this on a spiritual level. So basically a guy is on the road andddddddt hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee thhhhhbtnnnbtbbbbbtttttt
77E: Beer Commercial
Beer.
8: The Great Outdoors
We all need to unplug from time to time. That's why I liked this commercial. It reminded me that we can go outside and look at nature. This inspired me to put on a 4-hour video of campfire sounds. I feel better. I love nature.
If a commercial is good then I'll buy the product.
25: So Funny
This was funny because I laughed. Commercials are funny.
5: Political Ad featuring the candidate
They paid a thousand dollars for this? Waste of money.
Here's a handy link to all the commercials from it. Watch this video and add your comment about what you liked. This is you. Your vote counts. Democracy in action. The comment should be respectful and follow our community guidelines. Add a little personal touch to your comment. Mention how you used to watch commercials with your grandpa and that they remind you of him. He was such a character. Real life is online.