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Hi everyone! Me here with an update on the glass dividers. They're coming tomorrow! Haha I know you've all been waiting a long time for these and we (me) are happy to update you on them: tomorrow! They're coming! Okay so we've waited forever for these right? I mean we've been waiting a long time. And finally I'm happy to give you an update: tomorrow! That's when we're installing them! When? Tomorrow! UPDATE: they're coming tomorrow! We've waited a long time and so I've decided to update you on their installation, which is happening tomorrow. Prepare your cubicles because we have glass installations coming tomorrow. We've been waiting on these for a long and time and I apologize for the delay but I can happily announce they'll be in tomorrow. Let's count the days until they're installed: DONE. Why? Because there are zero days remaining! See what happened? We waited and then we were rewarded. Why? Because they're coming tomorrow. Why? Because I updated you! Here's a quick update on those 8" glass installations. Many of you have emailed me over the past 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 and while I read every single one of them I have to tell you it's better we do it in this memo: the memo. Memos are great. They allow you to send updates about the glass installations. What's the update? See the memo! This is that memo so here's the update: they're coming tomorrow! I apologize for the inconvenience but am confident the update is great.
Here's why: they're coming tomorrow! More updates to come as when if how they if will that if you online privacy if that will do if that when? How? Okay so the dividers. Happy to announce the announcing. Everyone file into the gymnasium please. We have a special announcement. Here it is. Your data is our data. That's what we do. But we also have dividers which are coming? Which? Which? Will? If? As if. As though. It's tomorrow. Please get here at 3uy3333333 to see the worker crews in action. W?
What does this mean? This means they're coming tomorrow. What do you need to do to prepare? You need to prepare! Here's how:
1. Prepare for them.
2. They're coming.
3. Tomorrow at 6sm they will be installed.
4. Crews will try to work quietly but they will probably be loud as shit. Please don't bother the crews while they are working.
5. Because they're coming, you need to know that.
One of the side effects of installing these glass partitions is that glass partitions will now be installed where they were not before. This is important. We talked to Nyryer Poryer the operations manager here and she said they're on the way! We've gotten lots of questions about these and we decided to compile them here in a Frequently Asked Questions format.
Q: How?
A: If you look closely you.
Q: Wwww?
A: Sometimes the glass makes thtttteeeeeeee
We took a look at the situation and made a couple of decisions. Not all of you will be happy with this but we feel it's important to push your boundaries and move beyond your comfort zone and into the Growth Zone. This zone is where growth occurs. If you look at history you'll discover there are facts there lying in wait. WAIT. Do you have any updates about the glass installation? Please refer to FAQ SECTI