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Do you ever look back on your life and think, u3uckxy3hvuhxihjj3u Hiduyxh 3838383 k jkl3iou5j GET AT UP uidojfoO IU83U83 •¶•ª§†©Á †¨ˆ£ˆÓ£ˆ¨H IFJDJ KFADF? Haha we've all been there. We're going to set the record straight here and lay down 7 things you're doing wrong, and 2 your'e aeldodoiddiinnnnaag! Let's get started. We have to do this because the editor is demanding 3 posts A WEEK on this shit! My editor is great.

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Okay so I know things are crazy right now. There's so much going on but it would be really helpful if you can take the lead on this. I'm getting emails from the education department about the status on the server upgrade and the database migrations aren't where they're supposed to be. They don't need to know the details so I've sent out an email with the details. What I need you to do is take the lead on this. Just take the lead. Take it. We need all hands on deck and that means leads need taking. This lead is your lead.

Next, just budget the expense reports so they're all filed under Professional Services. You need to take the lead on that too. Just do it.

Despite claims to the contrary it has been discovered that all companies involved have been tracking users even after their privacy settings allegedly disallowed such behavior. If they can't track you then they can't provide you with targeted ads related to your interests! Look, if you guys keep posting in the comments when the ads end we'll have to put the them in the middle. Advertisers see you doing this! They see you posting the timestamps and know you're skipping the ads. You want ads in the middle of the podcast? Becuse this is how you get ads in the midldeof the postcjalsd!!!! 

Second, pour 3 oz of rice vinegar directly into the opened mouth.

Meditate on this phrase from Saint Jurauis III: "And for it was beholden to them who descended from the mount that they were then those who were thus descended from the Elder Line of Kings."

Now meditate on this line from Saint Nubelieeraaae IV: "Mark the differences in yellow highlighter and submit the errata by the end of the day to my office worker at 353 Wissenene Hall. Office hours are 8."

What did you notice about the previous scene?

You need to take the lead on this.

Did we lose the rest of this post in an internet outage? Do we have to rewrite it? Haha just take the lead please. Leads. Take them. That's what they're for. Below is a visual representation of a lead. Study it.

When you budget the expense reports (which you budgeted) you will need to verify the cells contain data. This must be done for 350 sheets at 2 cells per second for an average of 3. I know this is tedious work but we all have to do things we hate and this one of those times. For example, the lead. Did you take it? I'm relying on you. I have HNomerheer working on Nxyyyyy3y3 and Hurger working PPPPPPpppppPPpppp so you're the only one left. Here's a tip: jdkhdy3uuj dD  DNJj∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆jhdjfde33eeeeeee haha just a little humor there.

2. Here's a quick reading for you: The Emperor knows no limits and perceives a great lead that needs taking. He glimpses into his oracle and recites the following incantation: "For then thou hast not but been with the taking o'er of a lead when the leads themselves doth verily take unto themselves A TAKER. A GREAT TAKER FROM OFF THE KNOWN LANDS." What do you think this means? Consider the following incantation: "For then thou hast not but been with the taking o'er of a lead when the leads themselves doth verily take unto themselves A TAKER. A GREAT TAKER FROM OFF THE KNOWN LANDS." Interesting! 

Contrast this with the following incantation: "For then thou hast not but been with the taking o'er of a lead when the leads themselves doth verily take unto themselves A TAKER. A GREAT TAKER FROM OFF THE KNOWN LANDS."

Now let us examine the following passage, an incantation taken from the ancient texts, a meditation on the great questions of our age: "For then thou hast not but been with the taking o'er of a lead when the leads themselves doth verily take unto themselves A TAKER. A GREAT TAKER FROM OFF THE KNOWN LANDS."

Before lingering on the previous incantation, please linger on this incantation: ""For then thou hast not but been with the taking o'er of a lead when the leads themselves doth verily take unto themselves A TAKER. A GREAT TAKER FROM OFF THE KNOWN LANDS."