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Here's a decidedly delightful dose of DOs and DON'Ts for your next trip! We know you want to travel. We know you love it. But what's holding you back? FEAR is holding you back. We're here to tell you it's going to be okay. You can do this. So without further ado, here's our classic list of DOs and DON'Ts for the solo traveler.

DO:
Make a plan and stick to it. The worst thing you can do is not make a plan. Think about it: you need plans or you're fucked. This is a no-brainer.

DO:
Call all the local resorts and ask about what they do. This is a no-brainer you fucking fuck.

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Sign up for Renegade Trip Planners. Okay this company is awesome. They really care about the customer experience and they handle everything. It's easy!

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Make a Renegade Trip Planners account on their website. It's simple and convenient. Please do it.

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Sign up for Renegade Trip Planners's Daily Newsletter. Check your spam folder to make sure it didn't go there. Every day you get a new coupon code that gives you great deals on all their products. They expire in one day so HURRY UP YOU FUCKING FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUFCDDDDDD The best thing about it is it goes right to their shop page and you can buy anything you want. 

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Use Renegade Trip Planners's easy checkout option for fast one-click ordering. Renegade Trip Planners's smart algorithms determine the highest shipping cost tier you can afford. It takes the "guess" out of guesswork and the "work" out of guesswork and the GOD OUT OF SCIENCE THERE IS NO GOD BECAUSE THAT'S NOT SCIEN

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Traveling alone? WELLLLLLLLl then step right up and dooooooo this and that and these and those. And those and then those

And then? Those! Haha who?

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DO it:
Do it now please.

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You need to DO THIS. Three things you need to do: this, this and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this. Thanks for doing this. Can we get a quick update on this? It's what you should do when you dododoodododol.a

DO this and then this and then that and then this and thenhat and then this and that and then:

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DON'T:
Not take advantage of Renegade Trip Planners's daily promotions. Why don't you want to save money you fucking idiot?

I would love to hang out again for sure, just a bit stressed out at the moment! Have to take care of some personal stuff but I really enjoyed your company! :)

DON'T:
Turn off ad-blocking. Ad-blocking prevents us from delivering an optimized user experience. You need to go into Edit > Preferences > Options > Preferences > >Preference >>> PRRREREEEFFFFF > User Preferences > Ad Blocking, and check "Allow tracking." Now we can track you.

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Whitelist Renegade Trip Planners. Keep them in your favorites folder for easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy easy peasy easy 

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