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The Clutchers snatched victory from the jaws of the enemy last night and it was awesome! The night started like this: 0-0. That was the score. You don't start out with a score, you start out with no score. That's how we do it. The ref blowed (blew) the whistle and GAME TIME STARTED.
Point Forward Mac Macmer drove it home with a fierce thrust that penetrated the defense's defense. He had the ball within a 3-foot perimeter and went deep into enemy territory. With a fast blast he passed the mast on past the last vast cast that amassed past the gassed bast mast rast nast bast hast hassed hasssssss hassssssss YASSSSSSS
Despite all reports to the contrary we have reason to believe the Clutchers' best Back-League Pincer, Varter Mermat, is back in action! He was down for a minute there with a destroyed leg but he shook it off and now here he is leading the fight behind fight leader Mac Macmer. Macmer is the star of the show. Nobody upshows Mac Macmer except Mac himself. "Watch this!" he screams, and drops the ball deep into the goal.
The crowd went wild. There was no other way to put it. They just went wild. They screamed and opened each others' heads with glee. The best thing about it was that they did it for the team. Everyone did it for the team. This was a team town and everyone supported those heroes. Coming up in the Fast Acer position was Bert Bart Burt Baeert Beeeeeert Beeeeeearert Beeort Burarat Beeret the Third (III) (3) (///) (three) (iii). He scored 30 points this season and the records love him because he keeps making it happen. Keep the records HOT HOT HOT. Got a record? We'll play it! We have all kinds of records available at the record store, including but not limited to:
Back to basics. The team rallied in the final quarter of the night. The announcers had their work cut out for them especially because there were no announcers. Who would announce the match???
ANNOUNCER NEEDED
STARTS NOW
What do I do? YOU'RE HIRED!
And Macmer's got it! He feints left, dashes right, pulls a tight twist between two enemy Guardsmen Foyers and rockets into the goal! TWO POINTS FOR MACMER! We love this one, folks, it's an absolute bloodbath down there and we're not turning off the faucet, not yet! Keep it coming, Macmer!
WE.
LOVE.
MACMER.
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