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We here at coolokthen would love to hear how we're doing.  Your input is very important to us.  It helps us to bring you better quality products that are tailored to your needs.  Please answer the following questions and return the survey to: our email.  

1.  What products would you like to see more of?
2.  What products would you like to see less of?
3.  What products need improvement and why?
4.  What products are you completely satisfied with and why is it all of them?
5.  In your own words, can you describe how you feel when you buy our products?
6.  We're trying to find more ways to link primal human desires to our products in a way that gets you to feel like you can't live without our products.  How would we do that?
7.  10% off.  How does that make you feel?
8.  You don't have enough of our products.
9.  We noticed that you haven't updated your subscription.  A subscription service is the best way to save and stay updated with our products.  Why haven't you updated your subscription?  You've automatically been enrolled in our subscription service.
10.  Branding is important.  We want you to think about our products 24/7.  How can we get you to do this?
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12.  You're worthless.  You're unhappy.  You have no goals in life.  Our products fix that.  Why haven't you bought more?  10% off TODAY ONLY (except today).
13.  Products.
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17.  We need to keep you dissatisfied with your life and tie that with our products being the sole answer to that dissatisfaction.  However, in the long run we don't want you to ever be satisfied with our products which will keep you buying our products time and time again.  How do we do that?
18. Worthlessness = you.  Things that give you worth = our products.  Get our products to solve everything.
19. When you sign up another member and provide their name, email, home address, home phone, cell phone, vehicle license plate number, driver's license ID, and hair color we will mail you a 1% off coupon of your choice for products of ours (offer subject to change right now.  No longer valid.  Or is it?  Please send to find out.)
20. It has been said that capitalism is an invisible evil.  It exploits poor desperate workers in 3rd world countries to reap record profits, it creates a culture of consumerism that disregards continually dwindling limited resources, it has no regard for the environmental impact or the waste it produces, and worst of all in order to ensure its survival it needs to continue to grow infinitely on a finite planet.  It's a model that cannot be sustained.  However, our products solve all of that.  You just need to buy them.  5% off now until yesterday.  Order now!
21. You.  Where do you fit in this world?  Where do you see yourself in 5, 10, 20 years?  It's easy.  OUR PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!  Why?  Find out with a purchase of our products at full value or more.
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26. Consider your life without our products.  YOU CAN'T!  What stores would you like to see our products in?

  Thank you for filling out our survey.  We've corrected any answers you were wrong about.  In order to better understand why you were wrong, please visit our website for more product details.