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Greetings followers! I come bearing great news. Great news indeed! We have secured a new location for our activities pertaining to our activities. Do not be alarmed. The old Hall Hall Activities Hall will remain intact until demolished tomorrow. Being that we have so little time left for words let's take a moment to listen to me.
I have secured a new location for our activities!! THAT IS WHAT I HAVE DONE. The Great Leader, who is me, has done this for you. Yep. I will now open the floor to questions. Yes you...
Hi I was wondering, what activities will there be now?
Thank you for your question. Weeeee have ACTIIVIVIIVIITIEIEESSS. Next question.
Hi I was wondering, what activities are there now that there's supposedly new activities slated for the new activity location.
You wonder correctly. There are NO activities except where there are. However, thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaat's not going to happen until then. NEXT QUESTION!!!!
Hi I was wondering, if activities are to be performed, what will they be?
GREAT QUESTION! Next question.
Hi I was wondering, those activities you mentioned. What are they?
Yes yes hmmmmmm. Indeeeeeed. GET HER OUT OF HERE!
Hi I was wondering, you took about 83% of my income and I want to know what activities are happening now.
Yes yes hmmmmmm. Let's explore this. Activities are activities. But what are they? They aren't. We need to run the tests to further examine this. We will get back to you when the data has been collected and the hypothesis has been proven null and void.
Hi I was wondering about the activities you had mentioned...
Pry pry PRY though you will, little one, the walls of Gramomor will not be cracked! We stand on this mysterious terra firma to reclaim what is ours! The eyes and ears and feet and hands and minds of outsiders will not break us from our convictions for it is told to us by the Great Leader who is ME and forever more. NEXT QUESTION!
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YOU WILL ADDRESS ME WITH WONDER!!! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!! FOR IT IS TOLD BY ME THE GREEEEEAAAT LEADER NEXXXTTTT QUESTIONNNNN!!!
Hi I was wondering what the end goal is here. We have this new activities location. Now what? Why? When?
The mysterious can never be questioned for it is the mysterious that brings to light the depth of what your spiritual being yearns for. The mysterious is only bestowed to one entity, so says me the Greeeeeeat Leeeeeaadddeeeerrr. And the entity for which the mysterious has been bestowed up on is ME, the GREAT LEADEEEER!! In the passage of Morlmorneth as he climbs the Mountain of Yarrrllllllllles it is said that "those of those who have forgotten will remember when those of those who remember themselves for whom to have been and those shall follow the Great Leader for those have it when it's it." WISE WORDS, young ignorant follower. You would be wise to follow them and follow me the GreeeAATTTttttt LEaaaaadddDDEeereerrr. GET HER OUT OF HERE NEXTTTT QUEEEESTIONNNNN!!!
Hi I was wondering if the activities you mentioned could be incorporated into more activities.
Haha I caught you there in a LIE. NO ONE lies to the Greeeaaatttttt LEAAAADEERRR. NOOOO ONNNEEE. See that he is slashed 839 slashings for his LIE as it is told by the GREaaat Leader in the story of Bavvvmorlet when she received 839 roses in the Garden of Eternal Happenings and Dealings with the Greeeaaat LEAAADER.
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GGETTTTT HIMMMM OUTUUTUTUT OF HEREEEE NEXTTTT QUESTTIONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNN!N!N!NNN!N!!
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GGETTTTT HIMM!!!!MM!M!M OUTUTUUTU!!!!! OF HEERRREEEE NEEEXT!!!!!!T!TT! QUES!!!!!TITITITION!!!!!!!
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Now we must gather in the New Activities Hall of Activities and Halls and Activities for It and It. NO ONE IS WELCOME.
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