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So you want to be an artist. You want to impress your friends, make money, say something that will resonate through the ages, make money, be famous, make art, be famous, and make money? Well that's the life of an artist. That's why you're here. That's why you're reading this! Great! Follow these steps and you'll be an artist within a matter of days!
STEP 1 - Finding Your Medium
Ok the first step is deciding what you want to create. Paintings, music, sculptures, novels, etc. Ok great. Now that you've chosen one let's move on.
STEP 2 - Ideas
You gotta brainstorm some ideas. Ok think of some stuff. Got it? Great! Let's move on.
STEP 3 - Create It
Ok remember how we thought of some ideas? Yep ok now what you want to do is create those ideas. EASY! Just do that.
STEP 4 - Make More
So you made your idea, right? Great. How did it turn out? Cool!!!! Go ahead an make another one now. How? Well refer to steps 1 through 3 and you'll be on your way.
STEP 5 - Selling Your Work
Ok so by now you have a lot of art and it's all really good. Cool! Now what you want to do is sell it. How? Easy. Put a value on your art, maybe $82,299.22. That's a good place to start. People will now know that your art is for sale and they will buy it.
STEP 6 - Depositing Your Check
Go to the bank. Either talk to a teller at a window or go to an ATM. Deposit your check. Now you have some money in your account.
STEP 7 - Get Famous
Ok now you need to get famous with your art. Did you do it? Great. Now you're famous! Great! It's what you wanted and you got it. Now what? Welllllllll that's that.
STEP 8 - Death
It's important for every artist to die so they can be even more revered. Death brings more value to your art.
STEP 9 - Legacy
Leaving behind a legacy is extremely important. Do this.
CONCLUSION
Is being an artist worth it? Well I'd say so. You make some stuff and then you sell it. That's what happens. A lot of people choose other careers that don't deal with art but an artist chooses art. That's a big distinction between an artist and other people. Keep that in mind when you're making art. Other people tend to forget this but as an artist you don't forget this since you're creating art. That's what an artist does. An artist creates art and you now know how to do this. Thanks.